1. What you say: "I couldn't eat another bite!"
2. What you say: "It must have weighed a ton! I could barely lift it!"
3. What you say: "I'm starving! I could eat an entire cow!"
4. What you say: "This is the WORST. THING. EVER."
5. What you say: "OMG, this day has lasted FOREVER..."
6. What you say: "HAHAHAHA, I have to tell you the funniest joke in the world!"
7. What you say: "I'm utterly and completely broke." :(
8. What you say: "Yeah, I was pretty cool in high school."
9. What you say: "I'm NEVER going to use online dating again!"
10. What you say: "Oh, yeah, I talked to that famous person once!"
11. What you say: "I'm totally fluent in Spanish!"
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