1. They only have eyes for you!
Came home to this boy today...who just wanted to stare contently at me💚 🐤 #petbird #lovebird
2. And it's all fun and games...until somebody poops.
Sometimes I do the #lionkingpose with Pico but today he pooped.. #pet #lovebird #bird #agapornis #Animals #petbird #parrot
3. You help them...
"Will...will....will u get that watermelon seed off for me?" #javasparrow #petbird
4. ...and they "help" you.
Death of a keyboard #cockatiel
That's what you wanted, right? All the letters taken off your keyboard?
5. They show affection in the strangest ways.
*gets home* *lets bird out of cage* *bird immediately spills food bowl EVERYWHERE and proceeds to poop on my head* I missed you, too.
6. And you have your own secret language.
My crow talks to me #crow #funny #petbird
7. They might make a mess...
The dangers of walking around with a bird on your shoulder... #poop #petbird #gross
8. ...and sometimes it seems like they do it on purpose...
*climbs off cage* *poops on floor* *checks work* *sidles away*
9. ...but they're so cute when they're clean!
Grinch taking a bath #petbird
10. #Birdlife is basically the #bestlife.
So it's fine 4 a bird to pretend it nighttime when its cage is covered, but I can't put a blanket on my head and sleep at my desk? #notfair
11. They're happy with anything.
My parrot, Odo, found a hummus lid. He's very proud of himself. #Parrot #petbird #sillybird
12. And is there anything sweeter than a bird hiding in your hair?
my bird is hiding in my hair so i can't get up to get seconds of curry tofu bok choy
13. You're definitely two birds of a feather!
Friendship is ~magic~
Just be careful with what you say around parrots...
